While riding the 1 train tonight to my apt, which will soon be vacated, I was caught by an unusual and unpleasant smell._sniff_sniff__
_sniff_sniff__
What is that AWFUL SMELL?
_sniff___ sniff___
And then I found it. Like Indiana Jones finding the HOLY GRAIL...
The person across from me was sleeping with their mouth open.
And yes, Everyone.... what do you think that smell was??
The person across from me was sleeping with their mouth open.
And yes, Everyone.... what do you think that smell was??
HIS BREATH!!!!
< silent SCREAM of terror>
For the love of PETE.... BRUSH YO TEETH.
YOU ARE OFFENDING ME FROM 3 FEET AWAY.
The old lady sitting next to you has her scarf wrapped around her entire head
to smell anything else but yo STANK BREATH.
O MERDE!!!!!!!
O HOLY MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!
911 emergency! Feisty Actress has just fainted from STANK BREATH! HELP!!!!
< silent SCREAM of terror>
For the love of PETE.... BRUSH YO TEETH.
YOU ARE OFFENDING ME FROM 3 FEET AWAY.
The old lady sitting next to you has her scarf wrapped around her entire head
to smell anything else but yo STANK BREATH.
O MERDE!!!!!!!
O HOLY MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!
911 emergency! Feisty Actress has just fainted from STANK BREATH! HELP!!!!
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