Did you write Murder?

Do you know who this Fiesty Lady is?
No, she's not some gladiator Porn star.

Still can't guess???
She's giving you that smoldering look.... See it?

MURDER SHE WROTE, bitches!!!!!!
ANGELA LANSBURY.

That's right.
Take a look at those pictures again.

She was, and STILL is one Fiesty Bitch.

I was watching her famous series, MURDER SHE WROTE, one late night, because I have the soul of a 70 year old woman who loves intrigues. And I was thinking... "That JESSICA FLETCHER has some spunk. I hope I'm like that when I'm ANCIENT."

But other than that, Ms. Lansbury has had a fantastic stage career.

Before Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, there was...

Len Cariou and the Fiesty Bitch,
as THE ORIGINAL (1973)
Mr. Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett.

And you ALL should watch the Pirates of Penzance (1983).
If you like PIRATES... Kevin Kline... (yes, Kevin Kline)... singing...
VIRGINS... and ANGELA LANSBURY!!!!....

WATCH THAT SHIT.
(To be honest... that musical makes me cringe.
But if you watch it on mute, it's quite hilarious.)

To be honest... maybe I only like her because I have her haircut.
Bitch, you got FUR on??? GANGSTA!
I gotta rock that eventually....hmmm....