Birthday Song for a Friend

<Chorus>
What time is it?
It's Amanda Time.
What day is it?
It's her day to shine.
What can we do?
Throw a party, fool!
What should we bring?
Bring your A Game. (True!)


Don't got any money for a present for you
But I have funky rhyme, and most of it is true
If I made you a sweater
with all the vowels and all the letters
in the alphabet
Would you ever wear it????
Sh*t!
I wouldn't.
But that's besides the point
You're older today
and I'm glad to be your friend in every single way
DISH IT, bitch!
I'm ready.
What you say there, gurl?
Hey Gurl Hey! You own this motherf*ckin' world.

<Chorus>
What time is it?
It's Amanda Time.
What day is it?
It's her day to shine.
What can we do?
Throw a party, fool!
What should we bring?
Bring your A Game. (True!)


Whatchu say, ho?
Whatever!
I'm a blonde bombshell.
Got brains and boobs
Yea, I'm fine as Hell
Red HOT
Hot as Hades
Burn your thoughts for even thinking my name
Scorch your ego with my fly ass frame
This ain't a game!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote/Thought

Joseph Campbell said,

"Find a place inside where there's joy,

and the joy will burn out the pain."

Read more here.


I have been thinking... Surprising! I know.
Being worried about everything hasn't really worked out so far.
Being diligent has.
Missing people who quite obviously don't miss me also hasn't worked.
Loving those who reciprocate without thinking or impetus has.
I love acting.
I love plays.
I'm done being a slave to my own heart and mind.
It's time to be the master.
Let's see how it goes.

Giving up??

What am I giving up for LENT??????

This holiday always stresses me out. Most holidays stress me out.
There's always a need to prove something to someone.

Christmas = I love you and JESUS in present form.
Valentine's Day = (see former post)
St. Patrick's Day = I can outdrink you and wear Green better.
Fourth of July = I eat BBQ and love firecrackers more than you.

As a former Catholic, I guess I should observe this holiday.
GUILT!!!
As an agnostic, I feel like taking part in this holiday is a way of showing myself that I can make it through 40 days of anything.
SURVIVAL!!!
As someone on a diet already, I dread taking anything else out of my eating habits, because most of the time, I'm starving anyway.
HUNGER!!!

So...What have I decided
(with the help of my friend JKatz)
????

CHAIN RESTAURANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right.

Goodbye, Starbucks.
I will miss you, Grande Skim Chai Lattes.Goodbye, Chipotle.
I will miss you, Vegetarian Burritos.
Goodbye, Dunkin Donuts.
I will miss you, medium Hot Chocolate. Goodbye, Wendys. Hamburgers!!
I think I will miss you most of all.
Sigh.... LENT.
Day 1 begins...