Monday, July 30

contra/in- ception?

man #1:
i think ima get that thing where you can't get girls pregnant no more.

man #2:
a condom?

man #1:
nah man! a vasa-

man #2:
pullin' out?

man #1:
nah n-gga! a vassa-tommy.

man #2:
a what?

man #1:
yeah, my n-gga! a vassa-tommy. i can't deal anymore.

man #2:
i heard dat. But why?

man #1:
child support is fuckin' expensive.

man #2:
i gots 3 kids and i'm good. Gotta make that paper, boi!

man #1:
nah dude! You'll see. After #5, your *ss is broke!


FROM THIS STORY DID YOU GET THE FOLLOWING: ???

MAN #1 HAS 5 KIDS.
MAN #2 HAS 3 KIDS.

AND...

When I write MAN #1 and MAN #2, 
I really believe that these "MEN" were around 18 years old.


SCARY.

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