Wednesday, June 27

note to penis havers

dear men everywhere,

when i ask you out for a drink... that's all i want.
a drink. the two of us. maybe a conversation?
(or we could be silent and make silly faces.)
things i do not want: babies. blood. marriage.
don't hyperbolize the invite.

sincerely,
a woman who just likes alcohol

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